🤠 Calgary Jokes & One-Liners: Cowboy Boots, Oil & Snowbanks

🛢️ Prairie Grit & Stampede Wit



1. Calgary has two seasons:
   Winter and Stampede.
2. The Calgary Stampede:
   A week of pretending we ride horses full-time.
3. Oil prices down? So is your neighbour’s mood.
4. Calgarians will shovel 3 feet of snow and still make it to work 10 minutes early.
5. “Chinooks” are Calgary’s version of emotional whiplash.
6. What’s a Calgary traffic jam?
   Two trucks and a deer on Deerfoot Trail.
7. In Calgary, wearing jeans and a cowboy hat to a wedding is perfectly acceptable.
8. What’s the official scent of Calgary?
   Gasoline, hay, and just a whiff of mountain air.
9. Calgary: where people own more quads than umbrellas.
10. We may not have the ocean, but we’ve got oil, beef, and the attitude to match.
    

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