🥖 Montreal Jokes & One-Liners: Poutine, Politics & Potholes

1. Montreal: where the roads are like croissants—full of flaky layers and holes.
2. Montreal drivers use blinkers the same way they use English: occasionally and under protest.
3. What do you call a Montreal road in spring?
   A swimming pool with traffic.
4. The official bird of Montreal is the orange construction cone.
5. French vs. English in Montreal isn’t a fight—it’s a musical.
6. Poutine: the only food that says “I give up” in both languages.
7. Montrealers don’t jog. They saunter with a cigarette.
8. Only in Montreal can you hear four languages in a five-minute Uber ride.
9. Montreal winters: come for the charm, stay because your car’s buried.
10. What’s the difference between Toronto and Montreal?
    In Montreal, you get stuck in traffic with jazz.
    

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