🚗 Car Jokes Guide

🔧 Mechanic & Maintenance Jokes

Why did the car go to therapy?

It had too many breakdowns.

What kind of car does a mechanic drive?

A fixer-upper!

My mechanic told me I couldn't fix my brakes, so he made my horn louder.

⛽ Fuel & Mileage Jokes

I told my car a gas joke.

It fuel’d up with laughter.

Why did the hybrid break up with the gas guzzler?

It needed something more efficient.

My fuel gauge and my bank account are in a toxic relationship.

🚙 SUVs, Sedans & Speed

What do you call a luxury car stuck in traffic?

A Rolls Re-waiting.

Why don’t racecars ever get tired?

Because they always have spare tires!

What did the sedan say to the sports car?

You’re exhausting.

🚓 Police & Speeding Jokes

Why did the car get pulled over?

It couldn’t stop cracking up!

I got a speeding ticket today.

The officer asked if I knew how fast I was going, and I said, “I was trying to keep up with my dreams.”

My car is so slow, I get pulled over for going under the limit.

🚘 Car Brands

Why did the Ford break up with the Honda?

It found someone more driven.

What car does a ghost drive?

A Boo-gatti.

What car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda.

What’s the most musical car?

A Kia Soul.

😂 Puns & One-Liners

I tried to organize a professional hide and seek contest… but good luck hiding a Dodge Ram.

My car and I are in a long-term relationship.

It gives me issues and I keep coming back.

My car's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Friendly

Why did the minivan apply for a job?

It wanted to van-vest in its future.

What did the little car say to the big truck?

“You wheelie inspire me!”

Why did the tire go to school?

To get a round education.

🛠️ Want to Create Your Own?

Here are some car-joke formulas to help you write your own:

[What does X drive?]

e.g., What does a cat drive? A Furrari.

[Why did the car…?]

e.g., Why did the car fail school? It couldn't pass anything!

[Car puns with brand names]

e.g., Don’t be so Audi-acious!

[Funny car metaphors]

My life is like a check engine light—on for no reason.