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37 Honda Jokes & One-Liners
- I don't always drive fast, but when I do, it's downhill in my Honda Civic.
- VTEC kicked in… and so did my check engine light.
- My Honda has more stickers than horsepower.
- What’s the difference between a Honda and a shopping cart?
One wobbles less at 80 km/h. - Honda: turning teenage mechanics into street racers since 1992.
- I put a spoiler on my Civic. Now it thinks it's in Fast & Furious 12.
- You know you're a Honda driver when revving the engine is part of your morning routine.
- Honda Civics: because walking is too mainstream.
- I tried street racing in my Accord. I’m still at the red light.
- My Honda doesn’t leak oil, it’s just marking its territory.
- I asked Siri to find me horsepower… she sent me a used Honda Fit.
- The Civic is the only car where “modded” means $3,000 in lights and a $40 muffler.
- What do you call a Civic that goes 0-60 in under 10 seconds?
Fictional. - I put rims on my Honda… now I get 2% less fuel economy and 200% more judgment.
- If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a Honda owner still tries to race it.
- My neighbor’s lawnmower sounds more intimidating than my Accord.
- Honda owners don’t date—they’re committed to the build.
- My Honda Civic may not be fast, but it's emotionally stable.
- Honda Fit: small in size, large in “sorry, I can’t give you a ride.”
- VTEC isn’t just an engine feature—it’s a personality type.
- I race Hondas on the weekend… to the best parking spots at Costco.
- What’s red, loud, and underpowered?
A Civic with a $900 exhaust. - Why don’t Hondas ever get lost?
Because they always follow the path of least resistance. - I named my Civic “WiFi” because it disconnects unexpectedly.
- Owning a Honda is like dating someone who’s quiet, dependable, and occasionally gets mistaken for a blender.
- My Honda’s not a race car—it’s a gas-saving legend.
- I bought a Civic to save money… then spent $4,000 making it louder and slower.
- My Accord may not impress you, but my MPG sure will.
- The most dangerous thing about my Honda is the overconfidence of its driver.
- If it’s not a Honda, it’s not making it to 300,000 km.
- What do you call a Civic with no muffler?
A neighborhood complaint. - You know it’s a Honda when the only thing faster than the car is the depreciation.
- Why did the Honda join the gym?
To finally hit 60 mph. - I wanted a car that was reliable, affordable, and had no street cred.
So I bought a Honda. - When VTEC hits, you still won’t win, but you’ll sound like you're trying.
- My Honda is basically a Transformer… it turns gas into disappointment.
- Hondas are like dads—quiet, reliable, and they get you where you need to go.
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