44 BMO Jokes

1. BMO: Bringing More Overdrafts.
2. Bank of Montreal? More like Bank of “My Overdraft.”
3. BMO fees hit harder than Toronto traffic.
4. BMO savings account grows slower than ice in January.
5. BMO overdraft protection: Because why enjoy life without panic?
6. BMO credit card: swipe now, cry later.
7. BMO app: “You have a new balance!” — yep, lower than my mood.
8. BMO charges you for checking your checking account.
9. BMO interest rates are so low they need a telescope.
10. BMO customer service: “We’re here to help” — by making you wait.
11. BMO ATM fees: because touching your own money is luxury.
12. BMO statements feel like a financial horror novel.
13. BMO rewards: Spend $10,000… get a pen.
14. BMO makes it easy to spend… and impossible to save.
15. BMO credit limit increases slower than your rent.
16. BMO overdraft is like a financial jump scare.
17. BMO app crashes more than my budget.
18. BMO interest compounds faster than bad decisions.
19. BMO fees appear like mosquito bites — small but constant.
20. BMO treats your money like it’s on vacation… permanently.
21. BMO savings interest: decorative numbers since forever.
22. BMO makes minimum payments feel like a trap door.
23. BMO credit card: turning snacks into long-term commitments.
24. BMO emails your balance like a true crime story.
25. BMO is where your paycheck comes to disappear.
26. BMO banking feels like a subscription to stress.
27. BMO investment fees invest mostly in themselves.
28. BMO overdraft: a surprise loan with panic attached.
29. BMO’s favorite word is fee.
30. BMO: where your money checks in… but never checks out.
31. BMO statements read like a financial horror story.
32. BMO rewards program: Hope you like tiny consolation prizes.
33. BMO overdraft fees make you reconsider your life choices.
34. BMO credit card interest should come with warning labels.
35. BMO free banking? More like conditional survival.
36. BMO makes saving feel optional.
37. BMO ATM fees make cash feel like luxury currency.
38. BMO overdraft protection protects the bank, not you.
39. BMO statements: “Here’s what went wrong this month.”
40. BMO interest rates grow faster when it’s your debt.
41. BMO credit cards swipe smoother than your financial recovery.
42. BMO banking is basically budgeting on hard mode.
43. BMO is a very polite vacuum for your funds.
44. BMO interest compounds faster than TikTok trends.