49 RBC Jokes

1. RBC stands for Really Big Charges.
2. Royal Bank of Canada? More like Royal Bank of Can’t.
3. RBC fees so high they should come with a crowd warning.
4. RBC checking account: where your money goes in… and slowly disappears.
5. RBC charges you for breathing near an ATM.
6. RBC customer service: Please hold while we locate your missing fees.
7. RBC app lets me see my balance drop in real time.
8. Royal Bank of Canada is very royal… they treat your money like it belongs to them.
9. RBC fees be like: “Thanks for banking with us — that’ll be $14.”
10. RBC overdraft protection: We let you go broke in style.
11. RBC interest rates are so low they need emotional support.
12. RBC mortgage rates so high they think your house is collateral and a hostage.
13. RBC rewards: Spend $20,000 — get a keychain.
14. RBC app notifications feel like financial jump scares.
15. RBC makes you book an appointment just to ask a simple question.
16. RBC ATM fees: because touching your own money is a luxury.
17. Royal Bank of Canada — where loyalty means paying more for everything.
18. RBC statements read like a fee buffet.
19. RBC savings account earns interest at snail speed.
20. RBC charges NSF fees for not having money… which is when you need it most.
21. RBC is the only place where your money works harder for them than for you.
22. RBC mobile app: “We’re down for maintenance… again.”
23. Royal Bank of Canada: turning Canadians into professional overdrafters.
24. RBC credit card interest is basically a monthly donation.
25. RBC calls it “service fees” — I call it rent for my money.
26. RBC advisors always say “We can look into that”… then disappear like my funds.
27. RBC savings account pays interest like it’s still 1997.
28. Royal Bank of Canada: the only bank that charges you for being broke and loyal.
29. RBC overdraft is just a surprise loan with panic attached.
30. RBC emails me about my balance like it’s a true crime story.
31. RBC makes it easy to spend… and impossible to save.
32. RBC investment fees are investing in their future, not yours.
33. RBC ATM fees hit harder than inflation.
34. Royal Bank of Canada is so royal it taxes your money like a king.
35. RBC app: where hope goes to die.
36. RBC’s idea of “free banking” is paying $0… after $30 in conditions.
37. RBC credit limits rise slower than rent.
38. RBC fees stack faster than Tim Hortons cups.
39. RBC support always says “We’re here to help” — just not quickly.
40. Royal Bank of Canada — proud sponsor of empty wallets.
41. RBC savings interest so low it’s basically a decorative number.
42. RBC statements: “Here’s everything you paid for by existing.”
43. RBC charges you for overdraft, then charges you for recovering.
44. Royal Bank of Canada loves compound interest… when it’s working against you.
45. RBC credit card: swipe now, regret later.
46. RBC makes you feel rich until the fees roll in.
47. RBC’s favorite hobby? Fee collecting.
48. Royal Bank of Canada: Where your paycheck goes on a one-way trip.
49. RBC customer service waits until you calm down… then charges you.