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🧊 The Ultimate Guide to Edmonton Jokes and One-Liners

🌨️ Weather Woes & Winter Warriors

  1. Edmonton has two seasons:
    Winter and “Construction But Still Kind of Winter.”
  2. You know you’re from Edmonton when you’ve worn shorts in a snowstorm because the sun was out.
  3. Edmonton’s version of a heat wave?
    -5°C and no wind chill.
  4. Edmonton drivers don’t check the weather.
    They check if their windshield wipers are frozen to the hood.
  5. “Frostbite? Nah, it’s just crisp out.”
  6. In Edmonton, “going out for a walk” is an Olympic sport from October to May.
  7. You don’t live in Edmonton…
    You endure it.
  8. It’s so cold in Edmonton, politicians are actually warm-blooded by comparison.
  9. Edmonton: where the air hurts your face, but at least the snow hides the potholes… briefly.
  10. Every Edmontonian’s greatest fear?
    Starting your car and hearing nothing but hope dying.

🚧 Roads, Potholes & The Anthony Henday


  1. Edmonton's road maintenance plan:
    “Wait for spring, pray for asphalt.”
  2. The city bird of Edmonton?
    The flying
    pothole chunk that cracked your windshield.
  3. Driving in Edmonton is just dodging craters while listening to Oilers post-game sadness.
  4. “Where are you?”
    “On the Henday. Emotionally and physically lost.”
  5. Edmonton GPS instructions:
    “In 300 metres, avoid death by pothole and turn left onto Detour Avenue.”
  6. If you want to know how much snow fell overnight, check your car’s hood, roof, and soul.
  7. The fastest way across Edmonton?
    No such thing.
  8. You don’t drive in Edmonton—you skid with style.


🛢️ Economy, Oil & Prairie Pride


  1. Edmonton’s official smell:
    Diesel, burnt Tim Hortons, and mild disappointment.
  2. Edmonton's retirement plan:
    Hope oil goes up again.
  3. “When oil’s up, we build skyscrapers.
    When it’s down, we sell them to Calgary.”
  4. Alberta’s provincial motto:
    “We ride ‘til the pipeline comes in.”
  5. If you say "renewables" in Edmonton, someone might throw a snowball at you.
  6. What’s Edmonton’s version of a venture capitalist?
    A guy with a snowplow and a dream.


🏒 Oilers Nation & Connor McDavid Worship


  1. Edmonton fans:
    Optimistic in September.
    Heartbroken by April.
    Screaming by playoffs.
  2. In Edmonton, “McDavid” is both a noun and a prayer.
  3. We don't need a trophy.
    We have Connor. And that’s enough.
    (Just kidding, we’re dying for a Cup.)
  4. Edmonton’s real dating app?
    Screaming “LET’S GO OILERS” in the parking lot of a pub.
  5. If McDavid ever leaves, the city will collectively freeze in mourning.
  6. Oilers fans: loyal, loud, and willing to fight anyone from Calgary.


🌆 Downtown, Nightlife & Local Life


  1. “Downtown revitalization” in Edmonton means slightly newer construction cones.
  2. The downtown is growing—mostly with cranes and condos no one can afford.
  3. What’s nightlife in Edmonton?
    A bar, a blizzard, and a bad idea.
  4. Edmonton: where the clubs close early and the drive-thru is open ‘til 4AM.
  5. Edmontonians are friendly—unless you take their parking spot when it’s -30°C.
  6. If your date suggests a walk along the river valley, check the wind chill before you commit.


🤠 Edmonton vs Calgary


  1. What do Edmonton and Calgary have in common?
    A mutual hatred of each other.
  2. Calgary has the mountains.
    Edmonton has… moral superiority and slightly cheaper rent.
  3. Edmonton: where the people are real, and so is the winter PTSD.
  4. You haven’t experienced true pettiness until you’ve argued about CFL teams no one watches.


🧊 True Edmontonian One-Liners


  1. “You call that a snowstorm? Cute.”
  2. “It’s not the cold, it’s the wind chill that kills your dreams.”
  3. “Of course I still have a scraper in June. It’s Edmonton.”
  4. “This isn’t a blizzard—it’s just flurrying aggressively.”
  5. “You’re not from here unless your block heater has a name.”
  6. “I drive a lifted truck because it doubles as a snow fort.”
  7. “We don’t get weather alerts. We just feel it in our bones.”
  8. “I bought a house in Edmonton. I now own a shovel, a backup shovel, and seasonal depression.”
  9. “Yes, I live here by choice. No, I don’t know why either.”
  10. “We BBQ in February. Because we’re not weak.”

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