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53 BMW Jokes

  1. BMW stands for “Brakes Might Work.”
  2. What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?
    With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
  3. If you can’t find the turn signal on a BMW, don’t worry — neither can the driver.
  4. BMW drivers don’t park — they position with confidence.
  5. I asked my BMW how it felt. It just said, “Superior.”
  6. BMW: For people who enjoy paying more for blinkers they’ll never use.
  7. What’s the official motto of BMW drivers?
    “Me first, you peasant.”
  8. BMW drivers don’t tailgate — they establish dominance.
  9. Why do BMWs come with heated seats?
    To keep your ego warm.
  10. My BMW doesn’t leak oil.
    It sweats German engineering.
  11. You don’t drive a BMW — you command traffic.
  12. A BMW isn’t complete without a mirror selfie in the dealership.
  13. BMW drivers treat speed limits like gentle suggestions.
  14. I don’t have road rage.
    I drive a BMW — it comes standard.
  15. The only signal a BMW uses is eye contact.
  16. My BMW’s horn is stuck.
    It keeps honking at people in cheaper cars.
  17. A BMW driver’s idea of a traffic law is “optional.”
  18. What’s faster than a BMW?
    A BMW owner telling you about their car.
  19. BMW: The choice of people who think every lane is theirs.
  20. If arrogance were a car, it would come with leather seats and a German badge.
  21. My BMW didn’t come with a turn signal — that’s an extra option.
  22. You don’t own a BMW…
    You lease an attitude.
  23. Ever seen a BMW in the slow lane?
    Didn’t think so.
  24. What's the difference between a BMW driver and a mosquito?
    Mosquitoes stop whining when you slap them.
  25. I bought a BMW for the performance.
    It performs arrogance flawlessly.
  26. If you need therapy, get a BMW.
    Everyone will know you’re emotionally unavailable.
  27. My BMW doesn’t go fast — it rushes greatness.
  28. Every BMW should come with a therapist in the glove box.
  29. What do you call a BMW without attitude?
    A rental.
  30. BMW drivers don’t merge — they conquer.
  31. A BMW owner’s worst nightmare?
    A Kia passing them.
  32. BMW: Because manners are for minivan drivers.
  33. I put racing stripes on my BMW.
    Now it cuts people off even faster.
  34. BMW drivers don’t speed — they liberate the fast lane.
  35. If flexing was a vehicle, it would have German plates.
  36. BMW drivers live by the motto:
    “Why brake when you can intimidate?”
  37. My BMW has more warning lights than my last relationship.
  38. BMW drivers don’t apologize — they rev.
  39. Turn signals in BMWs are like gym memberships in January:
    Rarely used after the first week.
  40. BMW: Where prestige meets passive aggression.
  41. How do you know someone drives a BMW?
    Don’t worry — they’ll let you know.
  42. BMWs are fast — mostly at overtaking and overcompensating.
  43. BMW: For people who peaked in college but still want attention.
  44. I don’t always drive fast,
    but when I do, it’s in your blind spot.
  45. My BMW is powered by ego and 91 octane.
  46. The scariest thing on the highway?
    A BMW in your rearview mirror.
  47. BMW drivers don’t follow GPS — they lead destiny.
  48. BMW: The official car of “I have somewhere to be, and I’m already late.”
  49. BMWs don’t make U-turns.
    They just keep going until they feel right again.
  50. What’s the most worn-out part in a BMW?
    The driver's sense of entitlement.
  51. My BMW is allergic to traffic laws.
  52. BMW stands for “Bought My Way” into the fast lane.
  53. BMW drivers don’t cut you off —
    they simply reestablish the road hierarchy.

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