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Ferrari Jokes and One-Liners

Same prancing horse, another angle. If you have read the full 55-joke collection and still want more, this page keeps the engine running.

A Ferrari is a reason to leave the house early and come home late, preferably via a tunnel.

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On the road

  • A Ferrari doesn't use turn signals, it "announces intentions" through the exhaust.
  • Why did the Ferrari cross the tunnel? For the echo, obviously.
  • My Ferrari averages two smiles per kilometre and one wave per light.
  • A Ferrari in the rain is a careful dancer in expensive shoes.
  • The speed limit is the same for everyone; the temptation is not.

Ownership

  • I bought a Ferrari. My accountant bought a boat.
  • Why does the Ferrari come with a cover? So the garage can miss it too.
  • A Ferrari's depreciation is a rumour started by people who can't afford one.
  • The polish costs more than the polish on most used cars.
  • You don't wash a Ferrari, you "detail an investment."
  • My favourite Ferrari feature is the key, because it works.

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Frequently asked questions

It covers the same spirit from a different angle, for readers who want more after the main collection.

Yes, every one is family-friendly.

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