On reliability
- A Honda doesn't retire, it gets re-gifted.
- Why did the Civic ignore the recall? It was busy running.
- My Honda's odometer and my patience agree: keep going.
- Hondas don't quit, they "transfer to a relative."
- I tried to wear out a Civic. It wore me down instead.
On the V6 and the family
- The Accord V6 is the polite guest who brought a faster dessert.
- A CR-V is a Civic that started doing yoga and carpooling.
- The Odyssey is the minivan that quietly outlasts the others.
- A Pilot is an Odyssey that took up hiking.
- My Honda's love language is "low fuel," said softly.
One-liners
- Hondas hold value like they hold a lane: steadily.
- My mechanic doesn't know my Honda. We're both relieved.
- A Honda payment is the quietest thing in the car.
- Reliability is a Honda with a full tank and a clean record.
- I refinanced my Civic and it approved, silently.
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